Wayner & Jack

A friend of mine just did this and I thought it was a cute idea so I thought I would copy it.

What is his name? Wayne Louise Shutra

How long have you been married? 4.5 years, man I can't believe it's been that long already!!

How long did you date? We dated for 4 months and then were engaged for 6 months, sooo short but when you know you know!!!

How old is he? 27, he's 5 months younger than me.

Who eats more? Wayne, by far, well as long as it's not treats, he isn't a snacker usually, oh and I kick his butt at popcorn eating.

Who said I love you first? I kind of did, I was talking to a friend on the phone just a few weeks after we met and I was doodling on a paper, I wrote, I (heart) you. At first I didn't realize what I had done, but when I did I scribbled it out but the "damage" had been done....hehe.... I am sure that I said it for real first though.

Who is taller? Well if you have seen the two of us, me....hehe...just kidding Wayne. But my torso is the same length of his, his legs are just WAY WAY longer than mine that's where he makes up the difference.

Who sings better? I love you Wayne, but me. However, Wayne makes up the best songs.

Who is smarter? Wayne is probably schoolasticly smarter (haha, I don't even know if that's how you spell it), I am wordly(if that's the right word) smarter, I could totally get around places and figure things out faster than Wayne.

Who’s temper is worse? It depends what it's about, normal day to day stuff-Me, Sports-Wayne.

Who does the laundry? That would totally be me.

Who does the dishes? Lately, me!! Wayne will unload and load the dishes but HATES washing pots by hand so I do that and the table and counters.

Who sleeps on the right side of the bed? If you are laying in bed looking at the roof, Wayne sleeps on the right, I don't know why though I like sleeping on my left, he likes sleeping on his right but we like cuddling, maybe we should switch sides.

Who pays the bills? Wayne

Who mows the lawn? Usually me. I like doing the outdoor stuff during the day so I can water
the lawn at night. I LOVE this kind of stuff though, I would much rather be outside than inside.

Who cooks dinner? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, this is a HILARIOUS question, if you want to know Wayne's cooking abilities ask him to make you his specialty, Froot Loop surprise (Mac N' Cheese with Froot Loops in it), don't ask, I have NEVER tried it and NEVER will.... soooo I do the cooking.

Who drives when you are together? Usually me because I am a HORRIBLE back seat driver and if he drives we usually end up arguing.

Who is the first to admit when they are wrong? Me, even though I am not wrong very often...hehe...

Whose parents do you see the most? His BY FAR, my parents live 8 hours away.

Who proposed? Wayne, he had a big plan with one of his friends, we stopped by their house and then they had to "take a movie back". They took FOREVER, we left and were going to go do something but Wayne said he had to stop at his house and call his mom (he had a cell phone but didn't want to use it). I was just going to stay in the car but he said I should probably go up and go to the bathroom just in case we would be gone for a while, so I went up with him. When we got up to his apartment there were streamers and candles everywhere. On one wall he had a HUGE heart that said 36 reasons why I love Jackie...and then there were 36 little hearts around it that had the reasons written on them. He then sang my favorite song to me and we danced for a while and then he got down on his knee and proposed.... IT WAS SOOO SWEET!!!

Who has more friends? Ummm...hehehe again, this is a funny one. I have a lot more friends than Wayne, I am way more outgoing and I have lived in many places so I have more. But I sure love his very best friend, Jon, he's a sweetheart!!!

Who has more sibling? Oh, we tie, we both have 3, I have 1 brother and 2 sisters, Wayne has 3 brothers, and we both are the oldest.

Who wears the pants?I would say me, but I like putting the skirt on every once in a while and letting Wayne take over...actually, lately we both have been sharing the pants....rrrraarrrr :)

That was REALLY fun!!!! Thanks Laura!!

WHY OH WHY!!!!

Why is it that when I am just feeling comfortable with my parenting skills the little punk throws a stick through my spokes and I tumble to the ground, not sure whether I should get up or just lie there and cry?!?!

Why is it that when I am finally starting to enjoy going out with my little punk that the temper tantrums and spazzes start up again?!?!

Why is it that parenting is just one HUGE guessing game and that I am CONSTANTLY making mistakes?!?!?!

Lately, Nathan has REALLY been testing his boundaries and I am REALLY not enjoying it. Wayne has been working late almost every day and so I am a single parent from 7 am till at the earliest 8 pm....I now have a greater respect for single parents and student wives. We have started doing time outs again, which we haven't done for soooo long since he usually is really well behaved, and they don't seem to be working as well as they use to.

He has started saying "NO" but with MAJOR MAJOR attitude, I swear he is a 16 year old girl sometimes. Then the other day I asked him to do something and he said "Ummmm,.........NO" Are you kidding me?!?! This is what I say ALL the time, but it's when I am kidding not when I am being a bum. It was SOOOO funny but let me tell you he never knew that I thought it was funny. I guess I better watch what I say.

Humph, I think I am going to climb into bed and sleep until he is married with little punks of his own to terrorize him.